(May 20, 2013 at 7:03 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote:I know, he's such a cunt giving presents to kids.(May 20, 2013 at 5:54 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: This isn't a very nice thing to say.I'll send a suicide bomber to kill Santa, he is evil
I'm doing my annual letter to Santa soon, and I'm going to tell him you were mean.
I hope you're prepared to find a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas!
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Proving God Existence
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28 pages of shiiiiiiiit and counting
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
RE: Proving God Existence
May 20, 2013 at 12:44 pm
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2013 at 12:46 pm by downbeatplumb.)
(May 20, 2013 at 1:49 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: Can you detect gravity? however you can see its effect. Gravity is the spaghetti monster pushing things down with its invisible noodley appendages. We can deduce this because when you throw something up it comes back down. How can you explain that if not by invoking noodles? (May 20, 2013 at 7:03 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: I'll send a suicide bomber to kill Santa, he is evil NO NOT SANTA hock: You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
The problems with what you're saying in my opinion are
1 Let's say you have proved this place exists where g is, outside of the laws of time since there is no time there and is not material. But then you decide to impose laws of time and material things onto this place by saying the entity that exists here must be unique because if there was something else there like it then time would exist, not only is this a law of time I haven't heard of it doesn't make sense because why could you not have two entities existing outside of time and the material world, which law of physics or time or logic is this breaking? Two entities existing without time and outside of the material world seems logical enough to me if you can believe that one entity can exist outside of time and the material world. 2 You also need to explain why if god cannot reflect light you would not assume god can't get a virgin pregnant or manipulate other material things. You logically think god cannot reflect light because he is not material, light is not manipulated or effected by non material things. ovaries are not impregnated by non material things, non material things cannot communicate with a man and tell him to build a boat. If you can just read this then shrug your shoulders and say you don't know how god does this then what stops me saying god can reflect light and shrugging my shoulders and saying I don't know how but he just does? This is what you are doing. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.
No use arguing with laws of physics, its the old "all sheep are white" problem. Its only a law until you first encounter a black sheep. Same problem for any physical "law".
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
Still failing to provide proof MS?
Why am I not surprised "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Yeah, I'd like to add, we've been waiting weeks for our friend the dubious scholar to provide the proof that evolution is a lie... he did say he had it...
Could it be that he's just full of shit?
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Can't... hold... breath... much.... looonger.... :-)
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His logical proof is simply illogical!
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