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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello

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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 5:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'm one of AF.org's resident prophets. I feel a prophecy coming on...

I prophecy that this thread will be far more fun that the one it was split from.
I prophecy that at some point in this thread, I will channel Chandler Bing, Shawn Spencer, and/or Crow T Robot, and make an appropriate comment as one directed by them.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:29 pm
This fellow reminds me of Rasputin...in looks, not in influence.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:30 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 5:36 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Is your avatar you? Because if so, you're a creepy looking dude.



I scare myself.

I am meant, to be intimidating.

Six foot, seven inches.

32 inch waist, 30 inch thighs.

A big, mean, son of a bitch.

Can do this job.

Only that.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:31 pm
What is all this nonsense. You aren't any kind of god. I know, because I am God.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:40 pm
I LOVE THIS!!

How can you NOT love it when loonies like Mark pop up? I hope he posts a lot more...I need a larger data set for a game I like to play. I call it 'Are His Meds Kicking In Or Wearing Off?'

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August 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm by pineapplebunnybounce.)
@Mark Dreher, tell me, have you ever told a medical professional that you're the messiah? (at their office hours of course)
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August 20, 2013 at 7:48 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2013 at 7:50 pm by Faith No More.)
(August 20, 2013 at 7:30 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 20, 2013 at 5:36 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Is your avatar you? Because if so, you're a creepy looking dude.
I scare myself.

She said creepy, not scary.

Like the kind of guy you wouldn't leave your fourteen year-old daughter alone with.
(August 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: @Mark Dreher, tell me, have you ever told a medical professional that you're the messiah? (at their office hours of course)

I prophesize he thinks psychiatry is evil.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:50 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: @Mark Dreher, tell me, have you ever told a medical professional that you're the messiah? (at their office hours of course)

Well, as he doesn't appear to be in a mental institution, the evidence suggests no.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm
Why do I get the feeling we're going to read about this guy in the news at some point? And not in a good way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 8:04 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Why do I get the feeling we're going to read about this guy in the news at some point? And not in a good way.

You mean like Mabus? Or more like Dahmer?
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