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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
November 6, 2013 at 2:21 am
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#642
RE: De-Motivational
November 6, 2013 at 6:05 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 6:20 am by KichigaiNeko.)




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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#643
RE: De-Motivational
November 6, 2013 at 9:49 am
(November 6, 2013 at 6:05 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: D7612546_714_095328841]

"Touch my monkey! Touch it!" — Dieter on Sprockets
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#644
RE: De-Motivational
November 6, 2013 at 2:24 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#645
RE: De-Motivational
November 8, 2013 at 5:54 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
November 8, 2013 at 9:51 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#647
RE: De-Motivational
November 9, 2013 at 6:17 pm
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#648
RE: De-Motivational
November 10, 2013 at 5:16 pm
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#649
RE: De-Motivational
November 10, 2013 at 8:11 pm


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#650
RE: De-Motivational
November 10, 2013 at 9:35 pm
(November 9, 2013 at 6:17 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: [Image: 994975_568073276596222_1986544549_n.jpg]

This is absurd.

There is evidence for your brain - LOTS of it, and although you can't touch your own brain, a coroner could easily touch your brain, as well as a brain surgeon. Also, it's difficult to make even these ridiculous analogies without a brain, despite the fact that it is exceptionally tiny.

Jesus-cumguzzling-christ, sheep are stupid. Undecided
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