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Jesus is ______.
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 5:14 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is King of Kings

TheBeardedDude is the King of the King of Kings.

Do I get to order people around now? I'm writing a book too, but I haven't found anyone crazy enough to distribute it for me yet.



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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 5:16 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 5:14 pm)TheBeardedDude Wrote: I'm writing a book too, but I haven't found anyone crazy enough to distribute it for me yet.

Have you tried Stephanie Meyer's publicist?
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November 11, 2013 at 5:18 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 5:16 pm)ToriJ Wrote:
(November 11, 2013 at 5:14 pm)TheBeardedDude Wrote: I'm writing a book too, but I haven't found anyone crazy enough to distribute it for me yet.

Have you tried Stephanie Meyer's publicist?

There were not enough sparkly versions of my messiah.
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#64
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November 11, 2013 at 5:19 pm
Jesus is not.
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#65
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November 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm
Jesus is mistranslated from Yeshua (Joshua)
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 5:32 pm
Jesus is in the trunk of my car.
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November 11, 2013 at 5:35 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Jesus is in the trunk of my car.

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November 11, 2013 at 5:54 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is King of Kings

Makes me glad I live in a monarchy-less republic.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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November 11, 2013 at 5:57 pm
Jesus is the Good Shepherd
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 5:59 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 5:57 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the Good Shepherd

Jesus is Scrappy Doo in a trenchcoat.

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