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How hard to beat my slave?
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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 27, 2013 at 7:04 pm
(November 27, 2013 at 6:05 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Double heretic! The holy day of the lord is actually on Saturday not Sunday!

You can prove that statement, right?

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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 27, 2013 at 7:06 pm
Re the O.P.: please clarify, sex or domestic slave?
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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 27, 2013 at 7:25 pm
Convert to Islam then, if you marry her, you can beat her with a stick...apparently whenever you like.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...stick.html

Quote:An Islamic 'marriage guide' book has sparked outrage - by advising men on the best ways to beat their wives.

A Gift For Muslim Couple tells husbands that they should beat their wives with 'hand or stick or pull her by the ears'.

Hardly seems worth it. Giving up bacon alone would doom the deal for me.
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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 27, 2013 at 8:44 pm
(November 27, 2013 at 7:04 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 27, 2013 at 6:05 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Double heretic! The holy day of the lord is actually on Saturday not Sunday!

You can prove that statement, right?

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I'll leave it to whatever denomination of christianity that believes that, to prove it.
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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 28, 2013 at 1:32 am
(November 27, 2013 at 7:04 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 27, 2013 at 6:05 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Double heretic! The holy day of the lord is actually on Saturday not Sunday!

You can prove that statement, right?

GC

How's about you stop putting the cart before the horse and prove that any day is the lord's day first, hmm? Dodgy
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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 28, 2013 at 1:42 am
I wish I had slaves Sad
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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 28, 2013 at 1:46 am
(November 28, 2013 at 1:42 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: I wish I had slaves Sad

Consider bdsm. Wink

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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 28, 2013 at 10:39 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2013 at 10:41 pm by Godscreated.)
(November 27, 2013 at 8:44 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(November 27, 2013 at 7:04 pm)Godschild Wrote: You can prove that statement, right?

GC

I'll leave it to whatever denomination of christianity that believes that, to prove it.

You're the one shouting heretic, such a claim needs to be explained instead of trying to weaseling out, right pup?

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(November 28, 2013 at 1:32 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(November 27, 2013 at 7:04 pm)Godschild Wrote: You can prove that statement, right?

GC

How's about you stop putting the cart before the horse and prove that any day is the lord's day first, hmm? Dodgy

I didn't make a claim on a certain day the little pup did, thus the claim needs to be explained, you afraid he can't do it, is that why you jumped in, well I agree he will fail.

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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 28, 2013 at 10:51 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2013 at 10:52 pm by Violet.)
(November 27, 2013 at 5:27 pm)WesOlsen Wrote: So I bought a couple of slaves earlier, probably make them my wives tomorrow. One of them was being a right disobedient wench earlier though, just wondering how hard I should punch her in the face?

Why make your slaves into wives? 0.o

Obviously... hard enough to teach her, but softly enough that you do not make the slave unattractive to yourself.

Quote:Given that i'm incapable of independent thought, I was just wondering what the holy books prescribe? Maybe some of the christians and muslims on this forum can advise on the best cause of action?

Given that you are... I would suggest that neither Christianity nor Islam would serve as more than the barest of guidelines.
(November 28, 2013 at 1:42 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: I wish I had slaves Sad

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RE: How hard to beat my slave?
November 29, 2013 at 12:06 am
(November 27, 2013 at 6:08 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: ... I think you're an idiot for buying a slave to make her your wife. It's a lot cheaper to force a woman to marry you after you rape her.


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