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NewYears Resolution?

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NewYears Resolution?
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Give "little dude" a great first year of life.
Finish the game & developer utility I'm working on and make it a whopping success.
Remind hubby he is awesome once a week.
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#12
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 3:20 pm
I resolve to continue shitting on theists.

There. Got that one covered.
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#13
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 4:26 pm
I've resolved to work harder to get my strength and mobility back (due to the health issues I've had the last couple of years).
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#14
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 7:29 pm
(January 3, 2014 at 1:31 pm)Amelia Wrote: ..
Remind hubby he is awesome once a week.

Oh.. going to try the "thinky-feely" approach to making a man happy..? Good luck with that!


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#15
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 7:32 pm
Lose weight. And just let things slide somewhat more. Don't let my anger plunge me into awkward social situations.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#16
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 8:18 pm
I don't make New Years resolutions... too much pressure, and with my ADHD, I'm just setting myself up for failure. What I HOPE to accomplish are things like finishing one of my novels, finding a volunteer position that won't make me cry every day (seriously? How can anyone volunteer at the Humane Society? It's torture!), and possibly getting a job. The job is the scariest one. I haven't worked for someone else in five and a half years.
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 8:32 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#18
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 3, 2014 at 8:52 pm
In no particular order...
1. find a job in my chosen career
2. read more
3. lose 10 lbs
4. some other assorted goals I don't wanna list here
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#19
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 4, 2014 at 1:05 pm



Stop molesting so many freshly interred corpses. [Image: coffee.gif]
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#20
RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm
Cook more at home.
Lose weight for summer.
Try to enjoy my job more.
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