What is your preferance

[Phatt Matt s]

I'm 26 now but don't look it. Well, Sorry I'm not your style. I am hung though. Be happy to send you a picture of me in my birthday suit and should have a cell phone soon.

I'd prefer to keep our communication on this site, but you can PM me all you want.

That's all good. I'll calm down now. It's just what you said about playing with a dude that kind of got me excited

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

That's all good. I'll calm down now. It's just what you said about playing with a dude that kind of got me excited

That surprises me. I thought you were all about being dominant and in control.

[Phatt Matt s]

That's all good. I'll calm down now. It's just what you said about playing with a dude that kind of got me excited

That surprises me. I thought you were all about being dominant and in control.

You have no idea babe. I'd enjoy being your bitch! Every minute of it. If you hate men that's even better. I like it when women beat me!

Okay, I'd let you get somewhat violent with me provided you didn't want to put a strap on on and ....

[BrokenQuill92]

There is topping from the bottom

[Phatt Matt s]

There is topping from the bottom

Explain

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

You have no idea babe. I'd enjoy being your bitch! Every minute of it. If you hate men that's even better. I like it when women beat me!

Okay, I'd let you get somewhat violent with me provided you didn't want to put a strap on on and ....

No, not into that. Just in general, no anal stuff. Not mine, not anybody else's. That's a no-no zone for me.

I don't know about beating you, but maybe whipping you or paddling you would be fun.

[Phatt Matt s]

You have no idea babe. I'd enjoy being your bitch! Every minute of it. If you hate men that's even better. I like it when women beat me!

Okay, I'd let you get somewhat violent with me provided you didn't want to put a strap on on and ....

No, not into that. Just in general, no anal stuff. Not mine, not anybody else's. That's a no-no zone for me.

I don't know about beating you, but maybe whipping you or paddling you would be fun.

Quit making me excited now!

Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Futile, I'll never forget....two fingers...right hand....

[Silver]

I am probably the gayest member here. If that is really you, Thunder, in your avatar, you are quite the cutie.

[Phatt Matt s]

I am probably the gayest member here. If that is really you, Thunder, in your avatar, you are quite the cutie.

Thanks! Are you seriously a dude coming on to me?

That happens a lot. Yeah it's me. Got a cell phone yesterday and my sister took that photo in wallmart as soon as the phone got up and running.

There's more where that came from but if you're a guy, I don't think I want to go much further with you than posting photos on this forum lol

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I am probably the gayest member here. If that is really you, Thunder, in your avatar, you are quite the cutie.

I'm having difficulty getting the photos to show up on the members photos thing. Maybe u could help out?

Also, what does anti-theist mean? Is that really what you are or just jerkin everyone's chain?

[Silver]

Yes, I am a guy.

Use html image codes to get the pictures to show up, after you have the pictures hosted elsewhere: [ img ] html .jpg code is placed here [ / img ] (all without the spaces)

An anti-theist is one who is adamantly against religion in general, as opposed to one who is merely an atheist.