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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
March 19, 2014 at 11:21 am
(March 18, 2014 at 12:26 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: 1544536_297717203718149_1122790825_n.jpg]

Hey, that's me in about thirty years! Do you have a time machine or something?!?! Wink
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RE: De-Motivational
March 20, 2014 at 10:53 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
March 21, 2014 at 12:21 am
Believe it or not, this one actually comes from a xtian FB page:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
March 21, 2014 at 10:38 am
(March 21, 2014 at 12:21 am)Stimbo Wrote: [Image: 1978623_10203538725132853_1596272602_n.jpg]
How I read this:

The word God for me is nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknessessessessessessesses

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RE: De-Motivational
March 22, 2014 at 2:10 pm
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: De-Motivational
March 22, 2014 at 2:14 pm
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Bitch please. Dodgy
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: De-Motivational
March 26, 2014 at 4:11 pm
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HHmmmm....!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: De-Motivational
March 27, 2014 at 8:42 am
If this isn't demotivational, I don't know what is Tongue

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: De-Motivational
March 27, 2014 at 2:45 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
March 28, 2014 at 10:57 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 10:59 am by No_God.)
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