Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 25, 2024, 10:06 pm
Thread Rating:
How do you let someone know you like them?
|
(March 30, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:I believe that is called rape.(March 28, 2014 at 3:03 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Hmm... You FUCK them. I wouldn't agree that telling a girl you like them straight up is the best way to go in every case, however. If you want to get somewhere with her, that is.
I share glances, say sweet things, be nice to her, make her smile and make her feel safe with me............
RE: How do you let someone know you like them?
April 3, 2014 at 3:35 am
(This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 3:36 am by smax.)
First of all, lie or exaggerate about what you do and how much you make. Chicks love a guy with an impressive position that makes a wad load of cash.
Secondly, make up a lot of stories about all the impressive things you've done in life: captain of the football team, set a few records in highschool, and you were really fucking popular. Just be careful not to make claims that are easily discredited, like best selling author, town mayor, etc., etc. Lastly, pay a few decent looking prostitutes to pretend they are normal every day chicks that happen to be absolutely obsessed with you. Tell them to show up and make desperate advances toward you at various places that you know you and your intended courtship will be at together. This is hardly the formula for a long lasting relationship, as the true you is sure to eventually be discovered, but it will be a ton of fun while it lasts, and you'll be free to start all over again when it's over. Good luck, dude.
Tell them that their hometown is a shithole that should be towed out to sea and used as an artificial reef.
Well, it worked with Kichi. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)