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Built in obsolesence

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Built in obsolesence
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Built in obsolesence
June 1, 2014 at 1:48 am
It started about 20 years ago when electrical devices all started appearing with plugs already attached.
Then the video recorder went the way of the dodo.
Then they gave us light bulbs that seem to last forever.
New sex toys do things to women no man can.
Routers arrive that are pre-setup to connect to the net with idiot instructions.
iPads need the technical abilities of a baboon to use.
Phones are better at map reading and directions than I ever was.
And now this:

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How long before my family wake up and realize I am completely obsolete?
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 8:41 am
(June 1, 2014 at 1:48 am)max-greece Wrote: New sex toys do things to women no man can.
Uh, Sparky, speak for yourself please.
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 9:06 am
(June 3, 2014 at 8:41 am)alpha male Wrote: Uh, Sparky, speak for yourself please.
Woah!

You can oscillate at 20 hertz?!?! Worship (large)
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 9:09 am
(June 3, 2014 at 8:41 am)alpha male Wrote:
(June 1, 2014 at 1:48 am)max-greece Wrote: New sex toys do things to women no man can.
Uh, Sparky, speak for yourself please.

As a user of sex toys and a person who likes men, I am interested in knowing what your special sex skills are.
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 9:47 am
(June 3, 2014 at 9:09 am)Losty Wrote:
(June 3, 2014 at 8:41 am)alpha male Wrote: Uh, Sparky, speak for yourself please.

As a user of sex toys and a person who likes men, I am interested in knowing what your special sex skills are.

Mine amount to being nearby when she needs me.
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 9:50 am
(June 3, 2014 at 9:47 am)max-greece Wrote:
(June 3, 2014 at 9:09 am)Losty Wrote: As a user of sex toys and a person who likes men, I am interested in knowing what your special sex skills are.

Mine amount to being nearby when she needs me.


His amounts to homoerotic fantasies about one named Jesus.
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm
(June 3, 2014 at 9:06 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(June 3, 2014 at 8:41 am)alpha male Wrote: Uh, Sparky, speak for yourself please.
Woah!

You can oscillate at 20 hertz?!?! Worship (large)
Note that the OP's position is a false dichotomy. A good toy is even better when used by another skilled operator.
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 12:36 pm
(June 1, 2014 at 1:48 am)max-greece Wrote: New sex toys do things to women no man can.
They made a sex toy that wants to converse after sex?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm
(June 3, 2014 at 12:36 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(June 1, 2014 at 1:48 am)max-greece Wrote: New sex toys do things to women no man can.
They made a sex toy that wants to converse after sex?

If so, I'm going to hijack them and install a "Make me a sandwich" loop.
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RE: Built in obsolesence
June 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm
Quote:New sex toys do things to women no man can.


As long as there are spiders women will need us.

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