New Atheist

[Broseph Ballin]

Alright I tried it. Im done with atheism. I strayed from God and have learned my lesson.
pastor Ryan explained to me how Satan tempted me. I have seen the error of my ways. Praise Jesus and his ultimate mercy!!!

No, you have not seen Jesus and his ultimate mercy. You came to enlightenment and were finally set free from religion, but then you let yourself get deluded by another deluded nut. Go back to your thread that "shook your faith" (this one - http://atheistforums.org/thread-26708.html) and read it over again. Isn't it possible that your pastor is wrong? The Bible evening fucking says that plants were made before light, and light was made before the stars, does that seem true to you, given that plants need light to live and that all light outside our world comes from stars? How could an ancient storybook with so much repulsive content and information contradicting science be true?

Also, read the proofs on this site below, which logically disproves God and the Bible with over 50 proofs. Please read through each and every one.

http://godisimaginary.com/i5.htm

Oh, and if you are trolling, kindly fuck off.

[LastPoet]

I wish there was a thumbs down right about now because this would be the right thread to use it on.

I hate being so naive at times.

Don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us.

[Jackalope]

Alright I tried it. Im done with atheism. I strayed from God and have learned my lesson.
pastor Ryan explained to me how Satan tempted me. I have seen the error of my ways. Praise Jesus and his ultimate mercy!!!

Obvious troll.

[Bob Kelso]

[CindysRain]

And I fell for it.

Note to self...

[Elskidor]

Awe hell, I actually enjoy trolls when they are good at entertaining. Every now and then when I get drunk I'll log on to an mmo for the sake of trolling, but this guy went on for a week. ..If a troll he really was.

[Cinjin]

I missed it all. I missed the whole thing.

Damnit. I'm away for a week and I miss the influx of fucktards. Every damn time. Last time was the forum meltdown and this time I missed punching the troll.

Now I'm sad.





... Ok I'm alright now. (That was in the spirit of him changing his mind on a dime )

[CindysRain]

I wish there was a thumbs down right about now because this would be the right thread to use it on.

I hate being so naive at times.

Yea me too.

[Tonus]

Alright I tried it. Im done with atheism. I strayed from God and have learned my lesson.
pastor Ryan explained to me how Satan tempted me. I have seen the error of my ways. Praise Jesus and his ultimate mercy!!!

Nope. You decided to see how well lying works. It wasn't any fun, so you stopped.

He didn't stop lying. He just resumed lying to himself.

I do find it amusing that you can't tell a parody of fundamentalism from genuine fundamentalism until the person in question claims to abandon it.

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And I fell for it.

I learned years ago to simply take people at face value on the internet. The limitations of forum interaction make it all too easy to pretend to be something, and I don't invest myself so much that I worry about taking someone seriously when they were just trolling. If it turns out they were, I shrug my shoulders and move on to the next discussion.

[CindysRain]

And I fell for it.

I learned years ago to simply take people at face value on the internet. The limitations of forum interaction make it all too easy to pretend to be something, and I don't invest myself so much that I worry about taking someone seriously when they were just trolling. If it turns out they were, I shrug my shoulders and move on to the next discussion.

Even though I watch Catfish, and have seen the lengths people will go to - to fool others, I still take people at face value as well. If they are playing head games, it's on them, not me.

I'm not really upset. This was probably meant to be a joke from the beginning. Thanks for the feedback Tonus.