(June 20, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:(June 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Anything tight makes you look fat.
Give her this: http://petite.about.com/od/styleguide/tp...ok-Fat.htm
Next time she asks, you just remind her of those 10 rules, and make see if she fits any of them.
I was looking for something more like cheesy or romantic one-liners. Something distract her and make her forget the question in the first place but thanks anyway.
"It looks better on the floor, baby."