Theorizing and Rumor Generating
June 30, 2014 at 2:55 am
(This post was last modified: June 30, 2014 at 3:25 am by Chard.)
I'm a bit of a theorizer and rumor generator so here we go! (Oopsy-daisy)!
Let's say prayers direct dark flow and some randomly placed imams throughout the world pray that our worst nightmares come to actual life and devour us (mostly Muslims). Any of you read Voyage of the Dawn Treader? CS Lewis gets in an angle there about an island where nightmares actually do come to life. Now where does cancer possibly come from? The moles on our body, like my chemistry teacher from high school always said, "Moles are the bridge (they may not generate there but they create minute magnetospheres of their own)!" But maybe he had an angle in at him and the sun attracts to special moments on our planet, as in it can recognize our brains and angles our magnetosphere a little bit so it can kind of watch us like Tolkien's Sauron, except a nice version. It may like our very active imaginations.
Now the biggest galaxy may or may not be coming to cluster-fuck us (probably not, problematic for those aliens and the phantasmagoria bullshit because all that alien porn goes down tonight). I say we name our black hole "Tame," in Japanese pronunciation, and the biggest galaxy that houses the alien bullshit into "Sagittarius A Fag." Now light up your fags and smoke them because they are simply cigars.
Those are both rumors and possible theories (for now), the way to actually smoke nicotine is like you're blowing a kiss to someone, like Jessica Rabbit. You get a look at some great tits and your boo gets to watch from a distance. Otherwise moles attract the wind while you do something that enters your system and gives you tar in your lungs, while ashes fly on over and get back to the moles you never wanted on your body, and you get cancer. People please do yourself a favor, lean forward, and angle your puffs of smoke away from your body.
Now we should go starting rumors on other forums about what strategically placed catholic priests are doing down in those tabernacles. We need to start opening those little fuckers because those fucks make bets against themselves about who can name the big hurricanes next. And guess what. Priests in confessions who just simply want to help people tell other priests (because they don't know how to help people), rumors get passed along, and it eventually becomes nightmare scenarios and then they start stuffing a bunch of bullshit in tabernacles. Now I want the memories of aliens (keep the movies) but I definitely want phantasmagoria out of my life.
The proper way to, *ahem,* pray, is to build up confidence, make a wish, then see if you can angle it in to your life (maybe like a 50/50) chance? Angle this rumor around to other forums and see if we can get this shit going on the priests, find the muslims so they can sit in jail and watch spooky movies, and let Jews play their corny jokes.
Hi I'm a representative of Tame (ee). Pleased to meecha! What I do is just sit and my fear goes away. What do priests, muslims, and rabbis do with their time?
P.S. A good rumor would be that Heath Ledger is alive and he just lets in close friends and family members on his little secret that he's a really good method actor. Saw a really good Joker at the Cards game the other day.
Let's say prayers direct dark flow and some randomly placed imams throughout the world pray that our worst nightmares come to actual life and devour us (mostly Muslims). Any of you read Voyage of the Dawn Treader? CS Lewis gets in an angle there about an island where nightmares actually do come to life. Now where does cancer possibly come from? The moles on our body, like my chemistry teacher from high school always said, "Moles are the bridge (they may not generate there but they create minute magnetospheres of their own)!" But maybe he had an angle in at him and the sun attracts to special moments on our planet, as in it can recognize our brains and angles our magnetosphere a little bit so it can kind of watch us like Tolkien's Sauron, except a nice version. It may like our very active imaginations.
Now the biggest galaxy may or may not be coming to cluster-fuck us (probably not, problematic for those aliens and the phantasmagoria bullshit because all that alien porn goes down tonight). I say we name our black hole "Tame," in Japanese pronunciation, and the biggest galaxy that houses the alien bullshit into "Sagittarius A Fag." Now light up your fags and smoke them because they are simply cigars.
Those are both rumors and possible theories (for now), the way to actually smoke nicotine is like you're blowing a kiss to someone, like Jessica Rabbit. You get a look at some great tits and your boo gets to watch from a distance. Otherwise moles attract the wind while you do something that enters your system and gives you tar in your lungs, while ashes fly on over and get back to the moles you never wanted on your body, and you get cancer. People please do yourself a favor, lean forward, and angle your puffs of smoke away from your body.
Now we should go starting rumors on other forums about what strategically placed catholic priests are doing down in those tabernacles. We need to start opening those little fuckers because those fucks make bets against themselves about who can name the big hurricanes next. And guess what. Priests in confessions who just simply want to help people tell other priests (because they don't know how to help people), rumors get passed along, and it eventually becomes nightmare scenarios and then they start stuffing a bunch of bullshit in tabernacles. Now I want the memories of aliens (keep the movies) but I definitely want phantasmagoria out of my life.
The proper way to, *ahem,* pray, is to build up confidence, make a wish, then see if you can angle it in to your life (maybe like a 50/50) chance? Angle this rumor around to other forums and see if we can get this shit going on the priests, find the muslims so they can sit in jail and watch spooky movies, and let Jews play their corny jokes.
Hi I'm a representative of Tame (ee). Pleased to meecha! What I do is just sit and my fear goes away. What do priests, muslims, and rabbis do with their time?
P.S. A good rumor would be that Heath Ledger is alive and he just lets in close friends and family members on his little secret that he's a really good method actor. Saw a really good Joker at the Cards game the other day.
I'll bray for you. Like a goat.
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