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The Unlimited Supply Game
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And everyone else in the world loses their sex drive, making you (potentially) the greatest serial rapist in human history.
Ball points with infinite ink. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
They grasp the alternative meaning of 'apologize'.
All foods are non-perishable. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Unlimited Pee Wee Herman.
Self-mowing lawns. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Balloons are worth $5000 each.
Unlimited access to the world's museums. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
All bought out and restocked by Ken Ham.
Unlimited ham (of the porcine variety).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
All of it tainted with trichinosis.
The ability to always choose EXACTLY the right gift for EXACTLY the right person. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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