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Pin the tail on the donkey
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Pin the tail on the donkey


8000 years before Jesus, the Egyptian god Horus said, "I am the way, the truth, the life."
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I never thought a talking hat could be so annoying.
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Hmm...no idea why it comes out like that here. On youtube it's his whole head.
8000 years before Jesus, the Egyptian god Horus said, "I am the way, the truth, the life."
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I can only listen to about 30 seconds before I get an irresistible urge to hunt him down and punch him in his smug throat.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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Stupid people who think they are smart are funny.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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(September 4, 2014 at 9:22 am)Tobie Wrote: I can only listen to about 30 seconds before I get an irresistible urge to hunt him down and punch him in his smug throat.

My fiance showed this to me the other day, had to turn it off after he demonstrated his scientific illiteracy (i.e. evolution is just a theory...).

Never wanted to punch her iPad so bad in my life.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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Typical creationist fallacies:

1. Evolution is just a theory.

2. Evolution has never been observed.

3. Evolution breaks the law of entropy

4. "You think a tornado could blow through a junkyard and randomly accidentally create a...?"

It's so predictable that it hurts. However, he did have one original thought (albeit a bizarre one). He said that universe is a compound word for 'uni' (one) and 'verse' (spoken statement), as in god speaking the universe into existence in Genesis. I've never heard that one; it's so out there I almost (almost) think he's trolling. But, I've seen enough fundies to know that he's probably serious. *sigh*
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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(September 4, 2014 at 12:16 pm)Darkstar Wrote: It's so predictable that it hurts. However, he did have one original thought (albeit a bizarre one). He said that universe is a compound word for 'uni' (one) and 'verse' (spoken statement), as in god speaking the universe into existence in Genesis. I've never heard that one; it's so out there I almost (almost) think he's trolling. But, I've seen enough fundies to know that he's probably serious. *sigh*

And thus falls another "original thought":

universe (n.) 1580s, "the whole world, cosmos, the totality of existing things," from Old French univers (12c.), from Latin universum "all things, everybody, all people, the whole world," noun use of neuter of adjective universus "all together, all in one, whole, entire, relating to all," literally "turned into one," from unus "one" (see one) + versus, past participle of vertere "to turn" (see versus).

-- From Online Etymology Dictionary
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Oh ok, your god made you, which circumvents the 2nd law of thermodynamics, sooooo you should have no problem not paying the energy cost it takes to keep your body ordered. So go ahead, stop eating. God made you.

Somehow I think this guy pays a little more into the energy cost than he needs. Fred Flintsone looking jackass. (Fun fact: Feuerstein translates to Flintstone.)
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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(September 4, 2014 at 12:01 pm)Jaysyn Wrote: My fiance showed this to me the other day, had to turn it off after he demonstrated his scientific illiteracy (i.e. evolution is just a theory...).

Never wanted to punch her iPad so bad in my life.

ROFLOL

Calm down brother! Well it seems that a lot of the reactions from the posts here mirror mine.
8000 years before Jesus, the Egyptian god Horus said, "I am the way, the truth, the life."
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