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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:55 pm
Banned because if I loosen my belt I usually plan to use what the belt contributes to restrain... (and it's not my convoluted sentences)
(not my pants, either)
(it *can* get pretty convoluted though)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:55 pm
Banned because that's not even close
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:57 pm
Banned because I wasn't going to just assume she wears a dress.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:58 pm
Banned because she probably doesn't wear a dress, either.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:00 pm
Banned for knowing just how I want him to use that belt
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm
Banned because it's not the belt you're interested in.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:07 pm
Banned because
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:16 pm
Banned for blowing my cover. Dammit!
(was it really my cover? We'll never know)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:22 pm
Banned for blowing . . . .
. . . oh, your cover.
*innocent emote goes here*
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
