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RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 2:24 am
Give a theist a wafer and tell him it is the baker.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 8:59 am
(October 25, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Christian Wrote: How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.
I have met cooks and seen them at work, I understand the cooking process and indeed how the ingredients are obtained I have even cooked myself.
What is your point?
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RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 9:10 am
I really don't get the point of the question, if the ingredients were cooked then there was a cook involved. What's the point?
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RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 9:47 am
(October 26, 2014 at 9:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: (October 25, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Christian Wrote: How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.
If you don't masturbate, you should, because you certainly seem to love yourself. Oh no, you wouldn't because your sky hero would be watching.
Kinda creepy god they got there
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 10:30 am
After reading this I'm having suicide thoughts.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 10:33 am
I come here to read serious questions debated from intelligent people. This is what christians post? Sorry looking for a little more.
Funny though, my pastor, in all seriousness told me a similar story about a chair and me sitting on it demonstrated my faith in the chair. Really? They pay him 6 figures and this is how he answers my questions?
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