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Confessions
Jackalope Away
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#361
RE: Confessions
November 8, 2014 at 11:48 pm
Oops.
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RE: Confessions
November 8, 2014 at 11:49 pm
Blush
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#363
RE: Confessions
November 9, 2014 at 12:00 am
Wow, I never thought it would be both. Tongue
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RE: Confessions
November 9, 2014 at 12:48 am
Lol yea
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#365
RE: Confessions
November 9, 2014 at 10:49 pm
I want to shove my flashlight up my ass.
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RE: Confessions
November 9, 2014 at 11:02 pm
For non-kinky reasons?!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Confessions
November 9, 2014 at 11:21 pm (This post was last modified: November 9, 2014 at 11:21 pm by DemonicLemon.)
(November 9, 2014 at 11:02 pm)c172 Wrote: For non-kinky reasons?!

Everything is some level of kink to me.
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RE: Confessions
November 10, 2014 at 1:12 am (This post was last modified: November 10, 2014 at 1:13 am by Little lunch.)
Sounds like a lot of effort just to convince people that the sun shines out your arse. :-)
Nice party trick though.
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RE: Confessions
February 11, 2015 at 7:45 pm
It has been a long day. Therapy...yea that happened. Then massage therapy, that was actually nice. Appointment with chiropractor...not as nice as I was hoping for. Then I got back and realize I had 10% charge on my battery. Where's my cellphone charger?? I can't let my battery die. That isn't allowed. Searching, thinking it must be here somewhere right? Wrong it's no where. Battery dies. Undecided
I start feeling nervous and flustered. I hate not having any connection to anyone. Isolated. Searching. I don't even know how long I searched but the anxiety worsened as I searched and couldn't find my charger anywhere. Ok, maybe I left it at therapy or chiropractors office. Leave to search there. Nope and nope. Sit in my car crying for a while. Thinking about how I am definitely not going to freak out. My daughter asks what's wrong. "Everything is fine, I'm just frustrated because I can't find my cellphone charger". She asks if I'm going to buy a new one. Wtf. Why didn't I think of this!? Buy a new one. Get back again. But he's already sleeping. Sigh

Confession: I have anxiety issues and I can't stand to be without my phone.
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RE: Confessions
February 11, 2015 at 7:50 pm
(February 11, 2015 at 7:45 pm)Losty Wrote: It has been a long day. Therapy...yea that happened. Then massage therapy, that was actually nice. Appointment with chiropractor...not as nice as I was hoping for. Then I got back and realize I had 10% charge on my battery. Where's my cellphone charger?? I can't let my battery die. That isn't allowed. Searching, thinking it must be here somewhere right? Wrong it's no where. Battery dies. Undecided
I start feeling nervous and flustered. I hate not having any connection to anyone. Isolated. Searching. I don't even know how long I searched but the anxiety worsened as I searched and couldn't find my charger anywhere. Ok, maybe I left it at therapy or chiropractors office. Leave to search there. Nope and nope. Sit in my car crying for a while. Thinking about how I am definitely not going to freak out. My daughter asks what's wrong. "Everything is fine, I'm just frustrated because I can't find my cellphone charger". She asks if I'm going to buy a new one. Wtf. Why didn't I think of this!? Buy a new one. Get back again. But he's already sleeping. Sigh

Confession: I have anxiety issues and I can't stand to be without my phone.

If you need a spare I can send you mine.

I'm sick of this damned thing going off.

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