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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 19, 2014 at 11:24 am
well to help you out more with this you have to lay with another man @Op
and do stuff
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 20, 2014 at 1:44 pm
(December 19, 2014 at 11:24 am)dyresand Wrote: well to help you out more with this you have to lay with another man @Op
and do stuff
FUCKING GREAT!!!!! so know I have too fuck a virgin, a goat, a man, and the devil himself, aren't there any satanist rituals that don't involve my penis?????
If not can I just kill two birds with one stone, and fuck a male virgin??
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 20, 2014 at 4:50 pm
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(December 20, 2014 at 1:44 pm)simplemoss Wrote: (December 19, 2014 at 11:24 am)dyresand Wrote: well to help you out more with this you have to lay with another man @Op
and do stuff
FUCKING GREAT!!!!! so know I have too fuck a virgin, a goat, a man, and the devil himself, aren't there any satanist rituals that don't involve my penis?????
Sorry, pretty much all of them involve penis...
Although...
Well, there's this other one, but I'm not even sure I should tell you...
Ok, so you need a live chicken, a wooden ladder, 10 pounds of swiss cheese, a diesel engine spark plug and 300 feet of copper wire. I'll get back to you with the details, gotta run!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 21, 2014 at 12:10 pm
(December 20, 2014 at 1:44 pm)simplemoss Wrote: (December 19, 2014 at 11:24 am)dyresand Wrote: well to help you out more with this you have to lay with another man @Op
and do stuff
FUCKING GREAT!!!!! so know I have too fuck a virgin, a goat, a man, and the devil himself, aren't there any satanist rituals that don't involve my penis?????
If not can I just kill two birds with one stone, and fuck a male virgin??
You can go for the trifecta if you can find a male virgin goat.
Just sayin'
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 21, 2014 at 12:28 pm
And what's wrong with rituals involving penises ??
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 25, 2014 at 3:52 pm
You guys have been no help at all  in my quest too worship the dark lord Satan over the next two months sigh all you have suggested is that I stick my penis various locations
I just feel worshipping Satan will be a great spiritual cleanse for awhile
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 25, 2014 at 4:21 pm
Oh, well, you could go to the pharmacy and by a Massengill douche product.
(there, no penile involvement !!!!)
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
March 16, 2015 at 1:36 pm
(This post was last modified: March 16, 2015 at 1:52 pm by wolfclan96.)
well...their are a number of sights regarding Theistic satanism, The Joy of Satan being one of them.
Be warned though, I've heard that it was extremly anti-semitic or Neo-Nazi in some areas. Though I think they have some pretty interesting information regarding meditation and rituals, if that be your main interest. If your really interested in that path I guess start reading books on the occult, maybe On old pagan religions as ive heard it argued (as far as spiritual satanism goes) that its really pagan in itself, something that actually predates christianity.
Though if you want my personal opinion...
I think satanism should be approached carefully. Levey layed down some pretty good "guidelines" that I think is pretty reasonable and should be respected.
(See 9 satanic sins)
(11 satanic rules of the earth)
(9 satanic statements)
All said, i myself have my own inverted pentagram necklace, i like what it stands for...left hand path all the way \m/
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
March 16, 2015 at 1:39 pm
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
March 16, 2015 at 2:22 pm
(March 16, 2015 at 1:39 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (Necroposting -posting in a thread more than a month after the last post- is generally to be avoided if possible, FYI)
'Specially when the OP has been banned.
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