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Bah Humbug!
#21
RE: Bah Humbug!
(December 25, 2014 at 1:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What does the 'H' stand for in Jesus H. Christ ??

Haploid


ROFLOL

I only know Jesus Fucking Christ.
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#22
RE: Bah Humbug!
'haploid' describes an organism with only 1/2 the number of chromosomes as normal.

Jesus may have had 23 instead of 46. Unfortunately for the christers thinking to themselves "AHA !!" it turns out a human embryo with 23 isn't even remotely viable.

Scripture doesn't record Jesus as resembling an undifferentiated and amorphous blob of goo, so that's out as an explanation.
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#23
RE: Bah Humbug!
(December 25, 2014 at 4:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: 'haploid' describes an organism with only 1/2 the number of chromosomes as normal.

Jesus may have had 23 instead of 46. Unfortunately for the christers thinking to themselves "AHA !!" it turns out a human embryo with 23 isn't even remotely viable.

Scripture doesn't record Jesus as resembling an undifferentiated and amorphous blob of goo, so that's out as an explanation.


A haploid Jesus would still lack Y chromosome.
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#24
RE: Bah Humbug!
That too, and probably bones, internal organs and a brain.

I know, you're thinking Pat Robertson does just fine, but he has a deal with SATAN; Jesus, obviously, didn't make the cut for that side.
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#25
RE: Bah Humbug!
(December 25, 2014 at 4:15 pm)Chuck Wrote: A haploid Jesus would still lack Y chromosome.

Fitting, since his followers lack the WHY chromosome.
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#26
RE: Bah Humbug!
The virgin birth always struck me as a strange "miracle". After all, if any woman said to you, I've never had sex, but I'm pregnant, would you suspect lying or miracle? How would anyone know she was a virgin? I think Martin Luther, of all people, had it right, the miracle was not that Mary had a virgin birth but that Joseph believed it.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#27
RE: Bah Humbug!
Haha he said that?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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