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Jesus Pranks
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If anyone is like I was before today and has never seen these, they're pretty hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGlIbEW9wVw
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Jesus is wearing a cross
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: Jesus Pranks
January 26, 2015 at 7:03 am
(This post was last modified: January 26, 2015 at 7:04 am by h4ym4n.)
(January 26, 2015 at 1:12 am)Alex K Wrote: Jesus is wearing a cross Duh! How else is someone supposed to know jesus? 
 ![[Image: ku-xlarge.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F18o0m7cjsjm3djpg%2Fku-xlarge.jpg) Jesus? I'm too old to party that hard.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
(January 26, 2015 at 7:03 am)h4ym4n Wrote:(January 26, 2015 at 1:12 am)Alex K Wrote: Jesus is wearing a cross The long straight hair and light complexion, obviously 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
The dumbfounded looks on so many people had me dying of laughter.
Truth be told if jesus did exist and if he did come back no one would take him seriously because everyone would be laughing like they were.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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I like Jesus' Tevas.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (January 26, 2015 at 11:46 am)dyresand Wrote: The dumbfounded looks on so many people had me dying of laughter.That's assuming ancient peoples viewed mental illnesses similar to the way we do.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
(January 26, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:(January 26, 2015 at 11:46 am)dyresand Wrote: The dumbfounded looks on so many people had me dying of laughter.That's assuming ancient peoples viewed mental illnesses similar to the way we do. Pretty sure the person claiming to be "jesus" would be put in a mental ward nowadays.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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