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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 12:23 am
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 3:03 am
Chainsaws for teeth
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 4:00 am
So I'll just
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 4:06 am
beat a few
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 4:07 am (This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 4:48 am by Norman Humann.)
Pedestrians to death
(February 28, 2015 at 6:16 pm)Alex K Wrote: (I'll outvorlon vorlon before this story us over, I tell you)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:01 am
while singing "We


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:06 am
are the world,
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:08 am
we are the


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:08 am
we are the
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:08 am
children" and wearing
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