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**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: March 13, 2015 at 4:01 am by robvalue.)

Good advice given already. Rip the shit out of all aspects of the trinity, make a joke of it, say the most ridiculous things out loud.

Jesus fucked the Holy Spirit with the pope's hat!

Also, bear in mind you're focusing on one very specific God out of the infinite number of possible gods. For example, "Hello" could be the worst possible blaspheme against the actual real God that we haven't found out about. And how much time do you worry about upsetting Allah, Vishnu, Thor, Odin...

Look at the pile of dead gods behind christianity. Yahweh is not just "the next fake one" he's heavily borrowed from those dead, fake ones too. He's a cardboard cut out.

With a piñata for a son :p

I heard acupuncture was invented after sticking nails into jesus cured him of not being a god rather than killing him.

Hope that helped!

**Alex K** · March 13, 2015 at 3:55 am

Belgium!

Norman Humann · March 13, 2015 at 10:19 am

(March 13, 2015 at 3:55 am)Alex K Wrote: Belgium!

Am I missing something?

**robvalue** · March 13, 2015 at 10:20 am

That must be German for, "I do creepy stuff to Jesus' eyeballs".

Ben Davis · March 13, 2015 at 10:45 am

(March 12, 2015 at 7:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'blasthemy'?

Boru

You know, things that are like blast themes. These are all blast-theme-y:

**Alex K** · (This post was last modified: March 14, 2015 at 2:49 am by Alex K.)

Ok so you guys haven't read the Hitchhiker's Guide books Smile

(March 13, 2015 at 10:20 am)robvalue Wrote: That must be German for, "I do creepy stuff to Jesus' eyeballs".

Worse, much worse

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: March 14, 2015 at 2:54 am by robvalue.)

What! I've read them... I've read them so many times! But I didn't get the reference, put me out of my misery please Sad

I remember when Arthur says, "I seem to be having the most enormous difficulty with my lifestyle" and that is blasphemy to the people who end up hearing it.

Homeless Nutter · March 14, 2015 at 3:01 am

http://www.quora.com/Douglas-Adams-autho...sh-English

**Alex K** · (This post was last modified: March 14, 2015 at 3:08 am by Alex K.)

Fucking Hell! I am a victim of american prudery! (having bought my DA anthology in FL)
Although apparently it was in the original radio piece, so...

**robvalue** · March 14, 2015 at 3:05 am

Thanks!

Oh, I wasn't aware of that. Well I can cancel the order for all the self-punishment equipment, as this is a later interpolation and not part of the original scripture.

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