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Science Porn
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This is why I only go on dates when it's a blue moon so that I have some cool stuff to talk about.
I usually start with something like this,'Do you know what a hertz is, baby?  (June 11, 2015 at 6:24 pm)Little lunch Wrote: This is why I only go on dates when it's a blue moon so that I have some cool stuff to talk about. I'm sure we can come up with some additional cool science items in order to enable you to go on dates more frequency, erm I mean frequently.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
It's no use. I seem to be cursed with an uncanny unluckiness in that there is always some family emergency that forces my poor date to leave early.
Then we are plagued with rescheduling issues to the point that we both give up in desperation. 
That's both the saddest and funniest thing I've seen all day.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (June 11, 2015 at 6:56 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's no use. I seem to be cursed with an uncanny unluckiness in that there is always some family emergency that forces my poor date to leave early. Could it be punishment because you are denying your god! Too many co-incidences I say?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: Science Porn
June 13, 2015 at 12:17 am
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2015 at 12:19 am by bennyboy.)
(June 11, 2015 at 6:56 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's no use. I seem to be cursed with an uncanny unluckiness in that there is always some family emergency that forces my poor date to leave early. Nono. The girl who says this is clearly hinting that she wants you to meet her family, but is too shy just to say it. In order to save her having to beg you, you should be discreet. Follow her car at a respectful distance; once you find out where she lives, go buy flowers, and surprise her by waiting until she exits her house. Knowing you were standing there all night will show how much you care about her, and she will immediately invite you in to meet her older brothers, or to play baseball with her father, who will likely be very excited to meet you.  (June 13, 2015 at 12:17 am)bennyboy Wrote:(June 11, 2015 at 6:56 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's no use. I seem to be cursed with an uncanny unluckiness in that there is always some family emergency that forces my poor date to leave early. Seriously, this is great advice. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, I've never been good with women and it's great to get some advice from the pros.
Thinking back, I must have looked like such an arsehole, not wanting to even meet her parents. I think I shall adopt the mentioned above approach. The last date was a hairdresser so instead of buying roses and being the practical person I am, I will present her with two new scissors. And just to show her the lengths that I would go to for love, I'll wait for a dark and stormy night when it's unpleasant to be outside. And this is why you have to love science.
Professional hair dresser scissors are no joke, Ll. Prepare to spend money
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: Science Porn
June 13, 2015 at 4:23 am
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2015 at 4:27 am by Anomalocaris.)
Let's hope the hairdresser behaves stereotypically so he would be spending more than money in the aftermath.
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