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Proof that Google is God
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm
That's awesome, Min.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 12:13 am)Shell B Wrote: I think we might have to reconsider being atheists.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu...s_God.html

So then who is Satan? Yahoo?
Blame Hitchens, Dawkins & Harris...
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm)gmjackson Wrote: So then who is Satan? Yahoo?

Didn't you know there is no such thing as Satan? Tongue

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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Yahoo's probably just Baal
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 9:06 am)little_monkey Wrote: Sorry but your google is no god.

Read More http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/07/c...z11xb2vzOO
Something tells me that you didn't read the article. Google's website in China used to redirect to the Hong Kong site automatically. The Chinese government threatened to block Google in China, and so Google changed the redirect to a click-through link. If you visit Google China, you can't do a search straight away. You have to click on the page, at which point you get redirected to the Hong Kong site (which isn't censored).

A definite God-worthy act of epic proportions.

China: 0. Google: ∞
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(October 10, 2010 at 9:06 am)little_monkey Wrote: Sorry but your google is no god.

Read More http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/07/c...z11xb2vzOO
Something tells me that you didn't read the article. Google's website in China used to redirect to the Hong Kong site automatically. The Chinese government threatened to block Google in China, and so Google changed the redirect to a click-through link. If you visit Google China, you can't do a search straight away. You have to click on the page, at which point you get redirected to the Hong Kong site (which isn't censored).

A definite God-worthy act of epic proportions.

China: 0. Google: ∞

LOL, more the scheming, devilish work of a... oh wait, a devil.
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#28
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 5:10 am)Rayaan Wrote: No, google only wishes that it could be anything even close to God. Smile

why it fits all the attributes you give the god, and has far more proof
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm
(October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm)Shell B Wrote: Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.
I haven't had any of those problems :S
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2010 at 4:28 pm by The Omnissiunt One.)
(October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm)Shell B Wrote: Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.

The Almighty Google is obviously dipleased with you. You'd better sacrifice a goat or something.
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