What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?

[Fake Messiah]

Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash once walked in on his mother naked in bed with David Bowie.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The French equivalent of the English idiom ‘I have no more fucks to give’ translates as ‘I am painting my balls with the brush of disinterest.’

Please try to use this phrase whenever possible.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

The French equivalent of the English idiom ‘I have no more fucks to give’ translates as ‘I am painting my balls with the brush of disinterest.’

Please try to use this phrase whenever possible.

Boru

First I have to find the right time to use 'festering fucktangle'. I've not had the opportunity yet to work it into my vocabulary.

[Jackalope]

Yesterday I did not know what to expect at a Mexican wedding.

[brewer]

Yesterday bi did not know what to expect at a Mexican wedding.

I had a similar experience at a quinceanera a few years back.

[Anomalocaris]

The French equivalent of the English idiom ‘I have no more fucks to give’ translates as ‘I am painting my balls with the brush of disinterest.’

Please try to use this phrase whenever possible.

Boru

Try using “my balls have been painted with the brush of interest” as a pick up line.

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If you took out all of the empty space from between and within the atoms making up each human being, the entire human race would fit into the volume of a sugar cube.

Hmmm, not quite true.

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Free floating planets, also known as rogue planets, are planet sized bodies with do not orbit any particular star, but drift in  independent orbits around the center of Milky Way.   They have been suspected to exist for a long time, when computer models of planetary system formation suggest young planets are often ejected from their parent systems during very early days of each solar system.

Micro-lensing experiments that simultaneously monitor large numbers of background stars looking for specific patterns of minute transient dimming that indicate passage of planet sized bodies near line of sight to these stars suggest the number of free floating planets in the Milky Way are truly enormous.   There may be up to 10 unattached rogue planets pursuing its own independent orbit about the center of Milky Way for each star in the Milky Way.

Contrary to popular conception of planets being mainly objects found in cohorts in stately or frenetic orbits around stars, and bathed in not always hospitable light of the star, majority of planets in the Milky Way may in fact live out almost their entire existences alone in the Stygian darkness of interstellar space, never approaching any star close enough for its light to cast a shadow except on average once every billion years or so.     

A small percentage of these rogue planets may in fact have never orbited any star, but formed by themselves out of interstellar dust and gas in stunted version of the process that formed stars.   These rogue planets would likely be accompanies by a retinue of moons that formed in the same process.

But majority of rogue planets are likely to be completely alone, because the process that ejected them from their parent solar systems in their youths is likely to have stripped them of 9 out of every 10 systems of moons they once had.

[Rev. Rye]

It turns out that Maine is actually more horrifying than anything Stephen King could dream up: Joe Vs. Élan School

Jesse Custer, help a bother out, will ya?



You know, I’ve mentioned that Dad and I are planning to make meat pies specifically with veal to simulate the taste of human flesh, and I’ve decided that in honor of all the horseshit that all those kids had to go through, I’m going to name the first slice I eat “Joe Ricci” after the waste of jissom that founded élan school in the first place (and renamed “Jay Cirri” for reasons that I don’t 100% get; it’s one thing to rename literally everyone else, but Given that Ricci has been dead for over 20 years at this point and his antics are a matter of public record, renaming him just seems superfluous.)

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The French equivalent of the English idiom ‘I have no more fucks to give’ translates as ‘I am painting my balls with the brush of disinterest.’

Please try to use this phrase whenever possible.

Boru

Try using “my balls have been painted with the brush of interest” as a pick up line.

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If you took out all of the empty space from between and within the atoms making up each human being, the entire human race would fit into the volume of a sugar cube.

Hmmm, not quite true.

---

Free floating planets, also known as rogue planets, are planet sized bodies with do not orbit any particular star, but drift in  independent orbits around the center of Milky Way.   They have been suspected to exist for a long time, when computer models of planetary system formation suggest young planets are often ejected from their parent systems during very early days of each solar system.

Micro-lensing experiments that simultaneously monitor large numbers of background stars looking for specific patterns of minute transient dimming that indicate passage of planet sized bodies near line of sight to these stars suggest the number of free floating planets in the Milky Way are truly enormous.   There may be up to 10 unattached rogue planets pursuing its own independent orbit about the center of Milky Way for each star in the Milky Way.

Contrary to popular conception of planets being mainly objects found in cohorts in stately or frenetic orbits around stars, and bathed in not always hospitable light of the star, majority of planets in the Milky Way may in fact live out almost their entire existences alone in the Stygian darkness of interstellar space, never approaching any star close enough for its light to cast a shadow except on average once every billion years or so.     

A small percentage of these rogue planets may in fact have never orbited any star, but formed by themselves out of interstellar dust and gas in stunted version of the process that formed stars.   These rogue planets would likely be accompanies by a retinue of moons that formed in the same process.

But majority of rogue planets are likely to be completely alone, because the process that ejected them from their parent solar systems in their youths is likely to have stripped them of 9 out of every 10 systems of moons they once had.

I don’t use pick up lines these days, but I said it to my wife. The results were delightful.
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Wtf do rogue planets have to do with what Fake Messiah said?

Boru

[brewer]

Yesterday I didn't know that carboys and bubble locks existed, today I don't know what they are.

[Jackalope]

A 5 watt Blackstar tube head through a 1x12 cabinet is a lot louder than I expected.