The Statler Waldorf Balcony

[Statler Waldorf]

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*Clicks fingers*

I would not expect you to understand why God did it that way

And I don't fucking expect you to grow up anytime soon.

I already said He did it that way as a model for His people.

Why? What's the point?

They completely understood this

Of course they would, they made god up. Along with all the bullshit stories to go with it.

Yes the number 7 is a symbol for perfection

Why? What's the point in having a symbol of perfection?

God is very into symbolism

Why? Why does god think symbolism is so great? Does he have trouble speaking the English language?

this is why He had His people sacrifice animals

That's dumb. He is supposedly all wise, he created the universe and for some strange reason...he wants us to kill animals for him? Fucking why!?!?! What's the point?
Ever wondered if MAN demanded such things and not god? Ever considered that? I'm guessing no.
And religious people wonder why they are laughed at.....

Nobody was saved by these animal sacrifices

Of course not. You think killing a load of animals is going to do anything? I guess the words "grow up" is somewhat new to you lot?

We no longer sacrifice animals because they would be symbolizing a coming atonement that has already happened.

I thought we no longer killed animals for delusional beliefs because we grew up and realised just how stupid that is.

Again, just because you don't understand the reason for someone's actions

No, I do understand. It's just so immature. Their "reasons" aren't very rational.

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Wow, such hostility. I think the fact that my responses are much more formal and tactful than your's is evidence that I do not need to "grow up" any, thanks though.

The reason why is very simple, God created everything to bring glory to himself. People modelling His work week brings glory to Him. People anticipating the coming of the Messiah brings glory to Him. People studying His word brings glory to Him. Just for your information the Bible was written in Hebrew and Greek, so I am not sure what God's knowledge of the English language has to do with anything. The chances of man making up a religion that holds such a negative view of man and gives all the credit and glory to someone else seems rather far fetched.