The Statler Waldorf Balcony

[Anomalocaris]

To complete oro's last statement, I will note that it is not an appeal to authority as he is asking for reasons for the statement at hand to be considered true or false.

And just to make things absolutely clear: Why should we believe you over the thousands of Egyptologists who have been studying the era for over 180 years? This is not a rhetorical question, we want answers. I'm willing to put all that we know about Egypt into question if you can back up your claims sufficiently.

Naturally, the Eqyptians themselves were also working on an "anti-flood" assumption when carving chronicles of each Pharoh's reigns, starting from 800 years after the tulip turnip's creation, into stone. How dare they to live through the flood without believing it actually happened?

It must fall to the hebrews, whose ancesters were screwing goals in rude skin tents when pyramids were going up and whose descendents were illiterate until at least 3000 years after the tulip turnip's genesis, to come up with an exact and unbiased count of years.