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How to sound like an Online New Atheist
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RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist
(July 25, 2015 at 11:18 am)robvalue Wrote: If you'd like to destroy us in debate, you might like to put forward an actual argument for your position, whatever it may be. 

I doubt the POE can communicate a coherent position.  He just likes to lampoon everyone else's.

Let me take one more crack at telling the POE what amounts to the most common 'atheist' position:


Theist:  Have you found the lord our God?

Person:  Uh, what does it look like?

Theist:  It created us all and wants us to worship it so we can avoid damnation when we die and join Him in heaven.

Person:  Pretty sure I've never met anyone like that.  But how would I recognize Him if I did meet Him?

Theist:  You don't meet Him that way.  He only reveals Himself to those who believe through faith.

Person:  Belief doesn't work that way for me.  I just believe stuff I have a reason to think true.  

Theist:  Oh go on and try it.  You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Person:  That just seems like a warped use of "belief".  I don't think I could lie to myself like that.

Theist:  It isn't a lie.  It is just admitting you don't know everything and turning yourself over to a higher power.

Person:  Oh I admit I don't know everything, most especially I am unaware of any 'higher' powers apart from elected officials, etc.

Theist:  Wow, you really think you're the most high and mighty being in creation?

Person:  Oh no, plenty of people are smarter than me and I recognize many as more expert than myself in their fields.

Theist:  Look, we're not talking about people.  We're talking about God.  Will you or won't you believe?!

Person:  It doesn't seem that I do or can, so no.

Theist:  Then you're an atheist.

Person:  I guess that's right since I lack any belief in this God of yours.

Theist:  No, no - you believe my God doesn't exist.

Person:  I don't know about that.  Perhaps I just need a better description.  But clearly I'm not a theist.  What would you call me?

Theist:  You're an agnostic because you don't know if you believe.

Person:  Oh, I'm quite certain I don't believe if that requires the payment of unearned faith up front.

Theist:  And that is why you will roast in hell.

Person:  *backs slowly away*
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How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Exian - July 25, 2015 at 8:46 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by abaris - July 25, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by abaris - July 25, 2015 at 9:11 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by MattB - July 26, 2015 at 2:35 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by MattB - July 26, 2015 at 4:25 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by MattB - July 26, 2015 at 7:03 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by abaris - July 25, 2015 at 9:24 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by abaris - July 25, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by brewer - July 25, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by abaris - July 25, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by IATIA - July 25, 2015 at 9:48 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by abaris - July 25, 2015 at 9:55 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by IATIA - July 25, 2015 at 10:21 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 10:20 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 10:30 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by robvalue - July 25, 2015 at 10:36 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 10:51 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Cato - July 25, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by IATIA - July 25, 2015 at 10:57 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Iroscato - July 25, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Esquilax - July 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by robvalue - July 25, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Whateverist - July 25, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Iroscato - July 25, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Iroscato - July 25, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Chas - July 26, 2015 at 2:26 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by LastPoet - July 25, 2015 at 12:03 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Aoi Magi - July 25, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by LastPoet - July 25, 2015 at 12:09 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Spooky - July 25, 2015 at 12:10 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by LastPoet - July 25, 2015 at 12:17 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Alex K - July 25, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by IATIA - July 26, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Exian - July 25, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Iroscato - July 25, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Iroscato - July 26, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by KevinM1 - July 26, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Cato - July 26, 2015 at 3:53 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by MattB - July 26, 2015 at 3:04 am
RE: How to sound like an Online New Atheist - by Cato - July 26, 2015 at 5:09 am

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