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Betty Bowers
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RE: Betty Bowers
(July 23, 2015 at 3:20 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: People keep saying that this stuff is all phony, but I was raised a Southern Baptist and that site is only a slight exaggeration.  Since Southern Baptists allow a good amount of variation from one church to the next, I imagine that there are some Southern Baptist churches for which it would be only a teeny, tiny exaggeration.  If even that.

That's why satire works.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Betty Bowers - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 7:40 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Spooky - July 22, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by The Valkyrie - July 22, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 22, 2015 at 9:57 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by dyresand - July 22, 2015 at 10:33 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by The Valkyrie - July 22, 2015 at 10:41 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Kaninchen - July 23, 2015 at 2:37 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Kaninchen - July 23, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Cyberman - July 25, 2015 at 7:02 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Longhorn - July 23, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Crossless1 - July 23, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Spooky - July 25, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: Betty Bowers - by Minimalist - July 25, 2015 at 6:59 pm



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