(July 7, 2015 at 9:01 am)Dystopia Wrote: Alternatively, you can always do like a friend of mine who used the motto "Everything with a hole is fuckable".
Like the guy who was driving home from work one day and started feeling horny. It was a two hour commute and he still had an hour to go when he realized that he just wasn't going to make it. He noticed that he was driving past a pumpkin patch. He stopped the car and got out. He picked up a pumpkin, cut a hole in it and started going to town. Then a cop came up to see what he was doing.
cop: Are you screwing that pumpkin?
Man: (looking down shocked) Is it midnight already?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
