I want a time machine to go back and kill.

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I want a time machine to go back and kill.

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RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.

July 28, 2015 at 3:47 am

A guy goes to a real estate agent to buy a house on a lake, and requests land with two peirs. The agent asks why, the man says " That way I can create a pair of docks".

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I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - June 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - June 27, 2015 at 5:19 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - June 27, 2015 at 10:44 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by downbeatplumb - June 29, 2015 at 12:51 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 27, 2015 at 5:37 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 28, 2015 at 9:03 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - June 28, 2015 at 9:15 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 10:44 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 29, 2015 at 8:06 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - June 29, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 29, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackalope - June 29, 2015 at 10:51 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 11:50 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 30, 2015 at 6:32 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 30, 2015 at 9:51 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - June 28, 2015 at 5:23 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 28, 2015 at 8:17 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - June 28, 2015 at 7:29 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 28, 2015 at 8:14 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - June 28, 2015 at 8:41 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by MTL - September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2015 at 9:24 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 28, 2015 at 9:28 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 28, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Anomalocaris - June 28, 2015 at 11:07 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - June 29, 2015 at 8:03 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 29, 2015 at 3:05 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 3:35 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - June 29, 2015 at 5:20 am

I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by KUSA - June 29, 2015 at 7:09 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Regina - June 29, 2015 at 7:52 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Regina - June 29, 2015 at 7:54 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 10:52 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - July 1, 2015 at 2:23 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Ashground - July 1, 2015 at 3:42 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - July 1, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - July 1, 2015 at 9:25 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - June 30, 2015 at 4:53 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by pocaracas - June 30, 2015 at 5:14 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Cyberman - June 30, 2015 at 9:42 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by robvalue - June 30, 2015 at 9:53 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 30, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by pocaracas - June 30, 2015 at 3:01 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - July 1, 2015 at 9:28 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - July 1, 2015 at 4:46 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Rev. Rye - July 1, 2015 at 7:34 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - July 1, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ReptilianPeon - July 2, 2015 at 6:42 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - July 2, 2015 at 6:30 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Cyberman - July 2, 2015 at 4:49 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - July 10, 2015 at 3:13 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - July 27, 2015 at 4:18 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrokenQuill92 - July 27, 2015 at 4:32 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by robvalue - July 27, 2015 at 5:20 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - July 28, 2015 at 3:47 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrokenQuill92 - July 28, 2015 at 4:07 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by brewer - July 28, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - September 25, 2015 at 9:10 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by MTL - September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

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