Why are we bothering with this topic at all? The proposal that snakes once had legs is nothing new. We all know Genesis (and the entire bible) is sh*t. The first two chapters have conflicting creation stories! Adam and Eve didn't exist, and the snake was never able to speak any form of human language, and the whole thing is an attempt of primitive humans to think up how humans might have gotten started. So why spend any time on it?

"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein