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Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
(August 2, 2015 at 12:53 am)Kitan Wrote: Really, now?

>.>

"Jesus" was a common name in the middle east where there are no people named Jesus today?

In fact, the only places where people are named Jesus are those of Mexican descent.

You are as bad as those who think the biblical Jesus is white.

Seriously.

I don't want to get involved in the whole "Jesus never existed" argument because history is not my field of expertise, but this argument is a bit flawed.

What he meant to say was that the name 'Jesus' was particularly common among ancient Jews. The fact it's not that common anymore shouldn't be surprising.

Also the Middle East was conquered by Muslims.

Shit, here in Italy, during the Roman period the most popular name was most likely 'Gaius'. Cultures change and so do names >.< I doubt anyone would call their son "Gay" in one of the most homophobic countries in Europe in this day and age
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - July 31, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - July 31, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - August 2, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Jenny A - August 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Silver - August 2, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 7:07 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cinjin - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 8:19 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 3, 2015 at 5:39 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - August 3, 2015 at 6:06 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 7, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 6, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 8:36 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 7, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 11, 2015 at 12:27 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 2:04 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 2:43 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by smsavage32 - August 13, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 2:32 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 13, 2015 at 4:12 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 13, 2015 at 8:59 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 13, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 14, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 14, 2015 at 7:34 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 15, 2015 at 10:07 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 14, 2015 at 12:28 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 15, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 17, 2015 at 9:03 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 5:30 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 5:41 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 10:28 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 1:12 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 1:20 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 1:34 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:11 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 6:04 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 20, 2015 at 4:24 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 5:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 24, 2015 at 12:26 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 24, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cinjin - August 25, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:32 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 8:39 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 29, 2015 at 10:27 am
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