Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed

[Mudhammam]

Same old amateurish mythicist apologetic as always.

Why the fuck is this so hard to understand. The 'Jesus' described by word and deed in the NT never fucking existed; his character is as much myth as Apollo. This is the Jesus Christians proclaim existed. The argument is that some first century rabble-rouser was put to death by crucifixion by a Roman prefect in a territory on the very edge of the empire in a time where a message between Rome and Jerusalem took at best weeks while accepting and adhering as much as possible to local custom; whoopdie fucking doo.

That strung-up Jesus asshole never raised Lazarus, walked on water, turned water into wine, fed a multitude with magic, nor presided over a herd of possessed cliff-diving pigs. Believing this dude Jesus did all this shit is the same as believing Abraham Lincoln really was a vampire slayer.

Why is it hard for you to understand that the earliest sects of Christianity were inspired by a man named Jesus who appeared to some as a sage and to others a lunatic, immortalized by a number of his more educated followers who compiled different histories inspired by his teachings and the embellished anecdotes about his life and death, their primary motive being to reveal their theological dogmas, which centered around this person, to the popular masses in the form of sacred texts?

This is literally the same thing that has happened over and over and over again even into our own day.