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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
(October 24, 2010 at 7:43 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: The second post in this thread nails it:

(October 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: That's easy! They have sex.

They then ask for forgiveness and easy peasy they get married with a clean soul. There are, of course, fringe lunatic methods of maintaining sexual purity...

In my old church there was a rumor that a group of men exchanged blow jobs with each other to maintain their sexual purity. I thought it was just some kind of joke until my friend told me that he was one of them!

Even stranger than that is the idea that one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin!

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

Quote:Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

Rhizo

Haha, that's some rich stuff.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 24, 2010 at 9:02 pm

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