Stardate 1531.722. Sabbath observed. I took time from wandering through Heaven's gardens when I realized that there we two unmarried people down on Earth being adulterous.
Stardate 1531.724 I summoned Peter to find what was the meaning of all this. He replied, "Sir, that's what you're supposed to tell us." Sent Peter to dig a 10' x 10' hole in the clouds, and then refill it.
Stardate 1531.725 Gabriel reports a case of adultery occurring on Earth. Why is he always so slow? Was I wrong to give him a raise this last quarter?
Stardate 1531.731 The adulterers have climaxed. It was apparently pretty good, judging by the number of times they tried to summon me. But the roses in the garden needed watering, so I left them in their earthly bliss and did not attend.
Stardate 1531.740 I have decided that they should indeed be stoned to death per my allegory in Leviticus. Michael has been sent to gather a crowd and locate suitable rocks.
Stardate 1531.887 After some delay, the woman has been set into the ground and the rocks are flying. Praise me!
Stardae 1531.942 The gentleman has been released with the admonition to behave better next time. Boys will be boys.
Stardate 1531.724 I summoned Peter to find what was the meaning of all this. He replied, "Sir, that's what you're supposed to tell us." Sent Peter to dig a 10' x 10' hole in the clouds, and then refill it.
Stardate 1531.725 Gabriel reports a case of adultery occurring on Earth. Why is he always so slow? Was I wrong to give him a raise this last quarter?
Stardate 1531.731 The adulterers have climaxed. It was apparently pretty good, judging by the number of times they tried to summon me. But the roses in the garden needed watering, so I left them in their earthly bliss and did not attend.
Stardate 1531.740 I have decided that they should indeed be stoned to death per my allegory in Leviticus. Michael has been sent to gather a crowd and locate suitable rocks.
Stardate 1531.887 After some delay, the woman has been set into the ground and the rocks are flying. Praise me!
Stardae 1531.942 The gentleman has been released with the admonition to behave better next time. Boys will be boys.
