OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:
Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop?
Are there bidets with pulsating stream options?
Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)?
Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)?
What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter?
OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?
Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop?
Are there bidets with pulsating stream options?
Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)?
Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)?
What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter?
OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?
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