The Taboo of Number Two

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OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:

Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop?

Are there bidets with pulsating stream options?

Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)?

Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)?

What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter?


OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?

First... ever since I saw a test they did on Myth Busters where they put coutning clickers on the stall doors. Their conclusion was that people think the first stall is the nastiest cause is the closest so they skip it and go to the others... in their findings, the first stall had the least amount of clicks and was the cleanest when tested in a lab from swabs.... I now ALWAYS go for the first one if available...

Hmmm, that is interesting and sort of makes sense.  

Speaking of what stall to choose, anyone ever play the men's urinal etiquette game.  It's great and soooo true.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal