It's easy for the believers to prove that Jesus existed. All they have to do is to do what he said believers should be able to do because they have faith in him. So get barefoor and walk on water across the nearest large lake. Tell a mountain to jump into the sea and have it obey your command. Drink a cup full of poison without any ill effect. Go to the nearest hospital and heal all of the sick by simply touching them with your hand. Fast for 40 days and 40 nights. Drive the demons out of the crazy politicians. Call manna down from heaven to feed the hungry for the next 100 years. Clean all of the trash out of the oceans. Call forth the giant golden cube and have it orbit the Earth. Show us the devil.
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Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
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