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Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
Quote:The evidence is:

1. The Gospels and Book of Acts.
2. The Writings of Paul.
3. The other New Testament writings with clear multiple authors from the first century.
4. The so-called heretical writings about Jesus.
5. Other non-church writings from the likes of Josephus, Pliny the Younger, Tacitus, Suetonius, etc.
6. Modern academic publications including peer-review publications, and academic books and chapters.

No, Danny.  You don't get it...and probably never will.

There is one original story.  Mark.  The others are fanfics... extensions of the original by later authors writing for different audiences. 

"Paul" if he is real speaks of a non-earthly jesus.  "Paul" knows nothing of Pilate, Nazareth, Mary, Joseph, Caiaphas, etc.  That wasn't part of his story. He does not describe Jesus as a miracle worker, healer or teacher. Paul blames Jesus' death on Satan and demons, rather than the Roman government.  That wasn't part of his story, either.  Somewhere along the lines somebody noticed so when they forged the pastoral epistles they had someone write in 2 Timothy that Pilate and the Jews were involved...but only the dumbest of fundies thinks that 2 Timothy is written by whoever wrote the so-called authentic epistles of "Paul."

There are NO clear first century texts.  Much is wishful thinking or, worse, later forgery by the eventual winners.  We have no evidence that any Greco-Roman writer heard of Jesus until c 185.

The heretical writings are exactly that.  We know even less about them than we do of the canonical shit.

Don't start with Josephus, Pliny, Tacitus and Suetonius.  We've been down that road before.  If you wish to accept that shit, go ahead.  Don't pretend to be a rational human being while doing it.

Modern peer-reviewed publications are fine as long as they agree with you.  If they don't you pull the No True Scotsman routine and claim they are not "real scholars."  That disqualifies you.  You are too invested in believing in your bullshit.
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - July 31, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - July 31, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - August 2, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Jenny A - August 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 7:07 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cinjin - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 8:19 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 3, 2015 at 5:39 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - August 3, 2015 at 6:06 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 7, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 6, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 8:36 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 7, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 11, 2015 at 12:27 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 2:04 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 3:10 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Mudhammam - August 12, 2015 at 10:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 12, 2015 at 1:03 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 12, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 4:04 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 14, 2015 at 4:30 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 3:52 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by smsavage32 - August 13, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 2:32 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 13, 2015 at 4:12 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 8:28 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 13, 2015 at 8:59 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 13, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 14, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 14, 2015 at 7:34 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 15, 2015 at 10:07 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 14, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 14, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Mudhammam - August 14, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 15, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 17, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 17, 2015 at 8:57 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cyberman - August 17, 2015 at 9:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 17, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 5:30 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 5:41 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 8:54 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cyberman - August 18, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 10:28 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 1:12 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 1:20 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 1:34 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 2:17 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:11 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:26 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 6:04 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 6:19 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 6:20 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 7:03 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 20, 2015 at 4:24 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 20, 2015 at 7:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 5:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 24, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 10:39 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 12:37 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 24, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 24, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cinjin - August 25, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:32 am
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 6:38 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 8:39 pm
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 28, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 3:44 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 29, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 11:40 pm
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