I am a Fusillian. (Also known as a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Reformed.) We regard the fusilli (corkscrew shape) as most divine, and drink wine with our pasta, not beer (which is reserved for other sacred occasions). The corkscrew shape symbolizes the divine corkscrew used to extract corks from wine bottles. However, we recognize all forms of pasta as true paths to enlightenment.
Here is the sacred form:
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Here is the sacred form:
Our heaven differs from traditional Pastafarianism in that there are no strippers and no beer volcano. At least, there are no pre-included strippers; all strippers are welcome, of all genders and all sexual orientations. And instead of a beer volcano, we have a wine cellar that is infinite in size, and perfect in temperature, that will last through eternity. We also have infinite casks of beer and other alcoholic (and nonalcoholic) beverages.
Regular Pastafarians (i.e., members of the original Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) are all welcome in our church. They need not convert to be welcome. They may just stop in for pasta and wine whenever they are in the mood.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
