Fusillianism

[Iroscato]

Whilst I recognise the pleasant texture and experience that the eating of fusilli can bring, I do not think this is the path to the eternal glory and endless clunge that His Benoodled Excellence provides. I am sure in His infinite benevolence, however, he will show you the mercy and forgiveness that befits his nature.
Though you might only get the three-star hookers for the first 6 months of your stay in eternal paradise, before your membership is upgraded.