(August 16, 2015 at 8:53 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Whilst I recognise the pleasant texture and experience that the eating of fusilli can bring, I do not think this is the path to the eternal glory and endless clunge that His Benoodled Excellence provides. I am sure in His infinite benevolence, however, he will show you the mercy and forgiveness that befits his nature.
Though you might only get the three-star hookers for the first 6 months of your stay in eternal paradise, before your membership is upgraded.
Spaghetti is not to be taken literally in the Church of the FSM; it represents all forms of pasta. And, indeed, in the Reformed Church, as stated in the original post, "we recognize all forms of pasta as true paths to enlightenment." You may consume any form of pasta you wish, and your body will absorb His Noodly Goodness.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
