Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed

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If jesus is phony so are the fucking apostles and disciples. 

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/apostles.html

The apostles should be twelve of the most famous people in history. We're told they were hand picked by Jesus to witness his wondrous deeds, learn his sublime teachings, and take the good news of his kingdom to the ends of the earth.
Which makes it all the more surprising that we know next to nothing about them. We can't even be sure of their names: the gospels list a collection of more than twenty names for the so-called twelve disciples – with Bartholomew sometimes showing up as Nathanael, Matthew as Levi and Jude as Thaddeus, Lebbaeus, or Daddaeus!
It should be apparent that if the twelve were actual historical figures, with such an important role in the foundation and growth of the Church, it would be impossible to have such wild confusion over the basic question of who they really were.
But what do we know about any of them?
 
"Twelve Good Men and True"?
The fact is that for seven of the twelve, our only early source, the Gospels, say nothing about them at all. They are just names on a list.

Once you take the holy blinders off this holy shit looks even shittier.