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Here's a birthday song that my old infant/junior school makes the kids learn (you'll have to imagine the tune for yourselves, which I assure you is impossible):
"It's someone's birthday today,
Happy birthday to you!
You've got a little bit older
And a little bit taller too.
So stand up where we can see you
There's something we want to say:
We've all joined together to wish you many very
Happy returns of the day!
So light the candles and blow,
Happy birthday to you!
You've got a little bit older
And can blow a bit harder too.
So stand up where we can see you
There's something we want to say:
We've all joined together to wish you many very
Happy returns of the day!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
