Well, I'd love to be reborn as a dog. Tell me, O Wise Rik, exactly how much a dick do I have to be to be reincarnated as a loveable breed such as a labrador, but not a useless one like a pomeranian? Can you give me a few pointers as to how horrible I should be? Or is there quite a large margin of error?
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