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Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed
Quote: then it doesn't matter if John is alive and well for several years after Jesus meets his death.

Yes...but that is not what the books say.

Mark claims the godboy was baptized  and then hightailed it for the "wilderness."  Then it claims that after John was arrested jesus went into Galilee preaching the gospel.  Before that, he didn't seem to do shit.

Matty makes similar claims.  Jesus gets the holy soaking, goes and plays with the devil for a while and then hears John was arrested and picks up the flag.  Even more clearly than "mark" it notes that "from that time onward, jesus began to preach."

Luke botches the whole story - dealing with it as a flashback of Antipas' after throwing in jesus' genealogy at a particularly questionable place.

Again, this stuff does matter.  If xtians can't get their story straight why should anyone believe anything they say?
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RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - July 31, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - July 31, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - August 2, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Jenny A - August 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Silver - August 2, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 7:07 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cinjin - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 8:19 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 3, 2015 at 5:39 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cato - August 3, 2015 at 6:06 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 7, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 6, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 2, 2015 at 8:36 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 7, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 11, 2015 at 12:27 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 2:04 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 3:10 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Justtristo - August 12, 2015 at 10:07 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Mudhammam - August 12, 2015 at 10:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 12, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 12, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Iroscato - August 12, 2015 at 7:48 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 4:04 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 6:53 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 14, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 7:11 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 4:27 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 3:52 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by smsavage32 - August 13, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 2:32 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 13, 2015 at 4:12 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 13, 2015 at 8:28 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 13, 2015 at 8:59 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 13, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 14, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 14, 2015 at 7:34 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 15, 2015 at 10:07 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 14, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 14, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Mudhammam - August 14, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 15, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 17, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 17, 2015 at 8:57 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cyberman - August 17, 2015 at 9:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 17, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 5:30 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 5:41 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 10:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 18, 2015 at 8:54 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cyberman - August 18, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 10:28 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 1:12 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 1:20 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 1:34 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 2:17 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:11 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:26 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 6:04 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 6:19 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 6:20 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 19, 2015 at 7:03 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 20, 2015 at 4:24 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 20, 2015 at 7:43 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 5:05 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 24, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 12:37 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Pizza - August 24, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 24, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 24, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Cinjin - August 25, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:32 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:19 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 1:51 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 6:38 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 25, 2015 at 8:39 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 26, 2015 at 2:58 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 28, 2015 at 2:55 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 28, 2015 at 8:19 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 28, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 29, 2015 at 2:39 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 3:44 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Minimalist - August 29, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: Shit. What The Hell. Jesus Never Existed - by Aractus - August 29, 2015 at 11:30 pm

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