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Thread of awkwardness
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
I don't know if this counts as awkward because I have no shame around some people (including yous guys), but...

Needed to take a smash, so as I pulled into the Streetsboro plant, I drove straight to the mobile shitter. First thing I noticed was that it hadn't been serviced in a while, which is something to notice since these things are usually pristine. I get done with my smash and grab thin air where toilet paper should be...

Nothing to do but pull up my britches and get on with it. My buddy JD is vaping outside the lab, so I chat him up while sort of making sure not to get a wedgy by just straight up picking at it preemptively. I'm also hoping he doesn't know what I'm going through, but every time I picked a wedge I think I see him smirk a little.

We talk for another 30 minutes and at the end I say fuck it and warn him- "By the way you're out of toilet paper." He laughs, telling me he knew. So that whole time I was picking my wedge, he was holding back laughter.

But like I said, I wasn't really all that embarrassed.

It was a long ass prickly day though. Didn't get home untill 9pm to take care of the problem.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Messages In This Thread
Thread of awkwardness - by c172 - August 31, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Regina - August 31, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Pyrrho - August 31, 2015 at 8:24 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Thumpalumpacus - August 31, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by SteelCurtain - August 31, 2015 at 8:31 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by c172 - August 31, 2015 at 8:33 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by rexbeccarox - August 31, 2015 at 8:39 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Iroscato - August 31, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by SteelCurtain - August 31, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Thread of awkwardness - by vixene - August 31, 2015 at 11:06 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Clueless Morgan - August 31, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Clueless Morgan - August 31, 2015 at 11:16 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Alex K - August 31, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by c172 - August 31, 2015 at 11:31 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by ignoramus - September 1, 2015 at 6:12 am
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by downbeatplumb - September 1, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Longhorn - September 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Jenny A - September 1, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - September 1, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Jenny A - September 1, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Alex K - September 1, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Jenny A - September 1, 2015 at 3:21 pm

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