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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:21 pm
My never fail to be awkward moment is

"Here's your ticket. Enjoy the movie."

Then I smash "You too." and "I will" together to make "You twill", and then I just hope I mumbled the first bit enough so that they think I just said "I will." because that's a totally normal response to "Enjoy the movie you've never seen."

Luckily, I've ran away by this point and I never make eye contact.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Thread of awkwardness

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Thread of awkwardness - by c172 - August 31, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Regina - August 31, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Pyrrho - August 31, 2015 at 8:24 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Thumpalumpacus - August 31, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by SteelCurtain - August 31, 2015 at 8:31 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by c172 - August 31, 2015 at 8:33 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by rexbeccarox - August 31, 2015 at 8:39 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Iroscato - August 31, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by SteelCurtain - August 31, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Thread of awkwardness - by vixene - August 31, 2015 at 11:06 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Clueless Morgan - August 31, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Clueless Morgan - August 31, 2015 at 11:16 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - August 31, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Alex K - August 31, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by c172 - August 31, 2015 at 11:31 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by ignoramus - September 1, 2015 at 6:12 am
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by downbeatplumb - September 1, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Longhorn - September 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Jenny A - September 1, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Exian - September 1, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Jenny A - September 1, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Alex K - September 1, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: Thread of awkwardness - by Jenny A - September 1, 2015 at 3:21 pm

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